Monday, May 21, 2007

Day 57




Parties and Kidney Stones.

I can't decide if having been through cancer makes me more sympathetic to sick people.
I assume its got to be the case.
Or maybe I just always was.
Except when I think people are faking.
Then watch out!

As painful as battling leukemia was, a kidney stone seems far more painful.
Ouch!

Just the thought makes me hurt ... you know where.
The best solution for kidney stones (and we heard plenty at the graduation party today) is to drink enough beer to make you pass out. The beer will numb your senses. the liquid will help push the stone forward, and you will be drunk.

Can't think of a better solution.

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